CLETUS UPDATE: Sitting in goat jail, for now


Right now it’s Cletus’ world, and everyone else is just living in it.

Two days after becoming a celebrity and wandering around Milledgeville and becoming locally famous, Cletus the billy goat’s life is about to get even better.

Later this afternoon, Cletus is scheduled to be transferred from his bootlegged open-air goat jail cell to a spacious goat farm in the country. As if things couldn’t possibly get any better for Cletus, it’s an all-female goat farm, and Cletus will be the only billy goat and the only guy.

Later today, we will have a way too in-depth and comprehensive article about Cletus’ life and his rise to stardom and fame.

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